
This 'NextDoor' Twitter Account Posts The Hilarious Messages Neighbors Send To Each Other
By Mustafa GatollariUpdated Oct. 3 2018, 8:38 p.m. ET
Ever since the invention of social media, there have been plenty of people who've vocalized that the death of actual social interactions is imminent.
It might seem like hyperbole, but I can't tell how many times I've gone to a restaurant or a family event and seen kids on an iPad for hours, and throw absolute tantrums when you pull them away from their tablets. Heck when I'm by myself, if I were to count the number of times I reach for my cell phone in an hour, it's probably well over a hundred.
And although Facebook is in a world of trouble right now for culling user data, that doesn't mean that all social networks are designed to get you away from interacting with people in real life.
One such application, Nextdoor, is focused on getting neighbors to interact with each other more often.
Gone are the days when everyone in their neighborhood knew each other's names and personal business, and it looks like Nextdoor's intention is to bring that '50s, old-school vibe of being concerned about your local community and the people in it with their social network.
Site usage is growing steadily, which is great news for the company, and also great news for anyone who likes the read the petty, weird, and absolutely hilarious things that some users have to say about their neighbors. Because, after all, social networks are comprised of people and people have proven time and again that our capacity for the bizarre is near infinite. Something that the @bestofnextdoor Twitter account is exploiting to the fullest by simply putting up screenshots from actual user posts in the app.
"Sun night by Daughter had a guy over that she meet on a date app.
When he left HE TOOK R CAT." pic.twitter.com/ELohRuBj4F
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 24, 2018That's right, this neighbor is complaining of their daughter's Tinder date stealing the family cat.
Then there are examples of people taking their neighborhood watch duties a little too seriously when they tried to catch an Amazon package thief.
Oh. My. God.
"YOU CALLED 911????" pic.twitter.com/VxMC63W7oK
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 18, 2018The app even provides bouts of romantic drama with not-so-passive-aggressive messages for everyone in the community to see.
Oh my god pic.twitter.com/uCm6nWYEPT
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 19, 2018For this next post, I completely know where they're coming from. For some reason my next door neighbor has decided to get a rooster and some chickens. Every morning I'm woken up by the sound of a bird screeching. In other news, I find getting up for morning cardio much easier now.
Meanwhile in LA... pic.twitter.com/Q5cfhjYJ00
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 23, 2018Some neighbors really misuse the features. Like turning their desire to get an old chair out of their house into a neighborhood "emergency."
π¨URGENT ALERTπ¨ pic.twitter.com/pDqMRJmU7i
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 26, 2018And some people who should really keep certain messages to themselves.
Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. π§ pic.twitter.com/Qwy14ZDHnX
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) March 26, 2018Some of the posts are more epic than others. Like this infamous "Seahawks Cannon" post that culminated in a library fist fight.
#bestofnextdoor proudly presents:
"Seahawks Cannon"
aka the legendary Nextdoor thread that caused one Seattle neighborhood to brawl at their local library pic.twitter.com/TJ4MwzL6KP
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 20172/ "It's cool that the Seahawks win, but the noise isn't cool." pic.twitter.com/aw5u4HnyaE
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 20173/ "My Sundays have really started to suck" pic.twitter.com/K0NSCnaGva
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 20174/ "I have called the police over a dozen times and I have even confronted a neighbor whom I can clearly see setting off the fireworks with her children." pic.twitter.com/3vOkARnHJD
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017It just kept escalating and escalating.
5/ "Maybe they can blast themselves with an airhorn or something" pic.twitter.com/qqo19bsi7D
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 20176/ "I root for the Seahawks to lose! Very satisfying when they lose!" pic.twitter.com/LMhrgrzrTK
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017They really wanted this guy to stop blowing his air horn whenever the Seahawks win.
7/ "I don't think that's the main sentiment around here Norman"
"Does anyone know who the idiot is who does the cannon on Seahawks days?"
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 20178/ "I took off down the street in bare feet to confront this guy... Asked if he could please stop "blowing s&$+ up"
"Might be time for good old fashion neighborhood justice."
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I think that's a good place to stop for tonight.
To be continued... #nextdoorbrawl π pic.twitter.com/Jxn57wibR3
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017The guy just didn't want his dogs to be traumatized.
9/ Here we go... π pic.twitter.com/TUiRi8ezSR
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201710/ pic.twitter.com/rXIQfJlgDt
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201711/ "Wow Scott, Just when I thought we were making progress you fall back into talking like a insensitive fool"
YES YES YES #thisiswhatyoucamefor pic.twitter.com/TQv9wxBMSi
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201712/ lol you know Scott and Steve were at that library showdown ready to throw down pic.twitter.com/75ID0SCOIx
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201713/ pic.twitter.com/7YgmukrZPQ
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201714/ "Serene, please read my post again and earlier posts. I'm on your side" pic.twitter.com/xcKLLRuP8S
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017If there's anything that's more representative of the neighborhood mundane, it's this thread.
15/ "So just because I like the cannon I'm insensitive?" pic.twitter.com/Dbl9SSvu1Q
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201716/ ""Let people day thier peace in peace"
As people fire cannons that shake the neighborhood.
Possibly the dumbest thing I've read all year."
(Editor's note: LMFAOOOO) pic.twitter.com/3MyxHJYs59
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017They started doing detective work to narrow down the perps.
17/ pic.twitter.com/wVinSxjr8f
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201718/ The beginning of the end
"Would anyone be interested if I reserved the meeting space at the library?" pic.twitter.com/3ZSZP9ABF2
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017Things looked like they'd take a constructive turn.
19/ pic.twitter.com/Q8Yg1Ks6AF
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201720/ pic.twitter.com/Z6XaaxA33I
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201721/ pic.twitter.com/IlWSmyKgpI
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201722/ "Let me assure everyone that the Triangle Pub does not own or operate a cannon or any other percussive device. Although, the owner does sometime have an explosive laugh."
P.S. My source tells me Dan got banned so his comments were deleted. You can use your imagination π pic.twitter.com/9afuWqndZV
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017Name calling ensues.
23/ omg Dan called them "Washingtardians" pic.twitter.com/Gz1le8hQXm
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201724/ "Well, this discussion certainly went off the rails" pic.twitter.com/MKWfLx5X3i
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201725/ "Is it possible to unsubscribe from a feed" π pic.twitter.com/oaDMMvwlIL
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017People just had enough at a certain point.
26/ "ENFORCE THE FRIGGIN LAWS"
OK intermission time βοΈ pic.twitter.com/jyfRZwnTdR
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017Then, the nastiness sunk in.
27/ #youhadtogetnasty pic.twitter.com/J1kAtSWNPf
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201728/ pic.twitter.com/sDnlueYJrT
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017Then, the talk of "immigrants."
29/ Mick just opened up a whole new can of worms... pic.twitter.com/lAYs4qJBMb
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 201730/ The last comments before the meeting: pic.twitter.com/bwuDn1EZEu
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017All of that build up that ultimately just ended up in a massive brawl in the library. Arrests were made.
31/ After the reconciliation meeting at the library turned into a brawl with multiple arrests and two visits from the cops...
"Well, that was a mess"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/fVpGMN4KN6
β Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) December 8, 2017All this drama is probably the best advertising Nextdoor could've ever hoped for, to be honest.
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